November 14, 2002.
The Day In Review

Here's a quick recap of today:

It sucked.

(Sometimes, that's just about all you can say, isn't it?)


Google Search

Try this: type a common phrase into Google and see what comes up. (Note: this idea is ripped off a la carte from Harper's Monthly. It's fun!)

I searched for the phrase "if there's one thing I know." Turns out that a lot of people out there know one thing...

• If there's one thing I know, it's that nothing strains a good relationship quite like the spectre of impending incarceration.

• If there's one thing I know about Luke Skywalker, it's to expect the unexpected, so I fully expect a group of pineapples to come to life and throw water balloons at me from a bobsled at this point of the firework.

• If there's one thing I know its how to fly while I'm stoned.

• If there's one thing I know, it's female anatomy. Anything more than a handful is overkill. (courtesy of Anthony Michael Hall.)

• If there's one thing I know, it's how to cook a chicken casserole. It is my specialty!

• [B]aby, if there's one thing I know...it's that I'm really average looking, at best, and my future is questionable.

• I'm a Christian, and if there's one thing I know, it's that we do NOT have the right to pass judgements. That's exactly what you did.

• If there's one thing I know, you should NOT stand in the way of a pregnant lady and her cravings. We all got the Riblet Platter.